What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 04:46

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.